One of these days we’ll tell you all the stories of:
- The Deep Shit and Sandwiches Oil Spill of 2008;
- The Harmony Dives under the Boat in the Middle of the Sound with a Knife Debacle of 2009;
- The Time the Internet Failed to Properly Instruct Us on How to Douse a Spinnaker;
- The Time we Saved a Big Gay Floating Harem; and
- The Great Pacific Coast Guard Rescue of 2010.
Clearly we are tempting fate.
Harmony wants to call this page “accomplishments” or “moments of triumph,” but let’s be real…would you ever click on that page?